So we are headed on the never-ending pilgrimage to visit theme parks and relatives for the holidays. After hours in the car, the first three of which I was able to sleep since I worked the night shift and we left Atlanta at 9:30am. We have every electronic device known to man, yet we still end up talking to each other for the remaining 6 hours (can you imagine?). Female Docling is on a continuous 8-track of annoying Christmas songs, particularly the 12 days of Christmas, which she tries in various Marylyn Manson voices.
So Male Docling asked, " Why do they call it X-mas?"
Mr. Diverdowndoc replied, "Because Christ was crucified on a cross, which looks kind of like an 'X'"
Male Docling thought about this for a moment then commented, "Wouldn't that make it 'Plus-mas'?"
I think I'll start wishing people a Merry Plus-mas!