So we waited more than two months to celebrate Female Docling's birthday, but it was worth the wait. We had a total blast and diverdowndog and I are exhausted. She is currently snoring on the floor in my office, though thankfully she hasn't farted yet. I have no doubt that is coming, since there are pieces of unaccounted-for birthday cake... uh... missing.
We had about 10 kids and were left with a big mess and a headless piňata.